mrcraabs: imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
busty-karkat: My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
andialpers: it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole WORLD out there, yet i’m just going to school every day and learning things that i am - for the most part - completely apathetic towards and i have so little motivation, yet I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more...
Worst feelings in the world
sheenathehyena: datekougyous: Failing a test you studied really hard for Getting replaced in a friendship Getting ignored Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled Having to fight back tears in front of people Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else Goodbyes Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply That...
mmmcookies22: I did not choose fandom life. Fandom life stopped me on a staircase and said “excuse me, can I ask you a question? I’m new here.”
phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
lifewasted: whitechocolatefarm: what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up then it wasn’t the wrong number
pradar: is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth